I work in a headquarters unit in a undisclosed overseas location (no room in this post of politics people).
Anyhoo a while back a "body tax" (which is when higher demands it's subordinate units hand over people to do jobs like guard duty or whatever) came down. Among the things the Bosses wanted was a X system operator. When we asked what an X system was we were told it was a rectal scanner. Of course this is what we passed to all of our units. Lo and behold it turns out it was a retinal scanner.
Embarrassed, we passed this on to our units.
One commented that they would have to reconsider the names the volunteered.