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Offline Veez

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Worst Case Scenarios
« on: March 03, 2006, 12:31:29 PM »
Not to dig on EE but instead to find some dark humor in this situation, what do you consider to be your worst case scenario for what happens next (hint: it should be funny-this is not the place to vent and whine-there are two posts of that already going).

EX:

Games Workshop announces the brand new movie tie-in: The Mutant Chronicles to be supported by the same teams that brought you Epic (versions 1-6), Necromunda (releases 2-5), Mordheim (currently out of print), Inquisitor (currently out of print), Blood Bowl (versions 12-17) and Chaos Marauders (so long out of print it's not funny).

Or:

Playskool announces it's getting into miniature games with Mutie Tales (based on the new Mutant Chronicles Movie)-lovable corporate minions that fight naugtiness and bad habits (for kids 2-4).
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 01:05:29 PM »
Will the combat resolution be based on Connect 4?
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2006, 11:38:31 AM »
Cybertronic Ken and Mishima Barbie....
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2006, 11:39:50 AM »
There is something much worse than that.  I'm still waitin for a press release to say which direction the game will be going.  Until I'm keepin my fingers crossed.

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2006, 12:23:00 PM »
They produce a new 'Warzone rangers' kid show with the rangers being Imperial, capitol, mishima, bauhaus lead by an older brotherhood/priest type guy in robes with a cybertonic/robotic sidekick, fighting the evil nepherites from another world, you can just see the big costumes for the evil guys now and all the posing by the 'heros'.

Now theres a spine tingling thought  ;D
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2006, 01:02:44 PM »
Worst case scenario?

All WZ models sold to date just spontaneously combust  ... nothing left ;D

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 11:30:23 PM »
Worst case?

The evil plans of Hasbro Nepharites come to fruition and the next incarnation of WarZone will be released with pre-painted (very very badly, mind I add) booster packs of rubbery-like plastic "miniatures"... I mean I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O



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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2006, 10:35:36 AM »
god gives you a choice......WZ will be picked up & supported or free beer forever!
you have 30 seconds to choose.

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2006, 12:48:53 PM »
I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O
Golgotha sex doll? ;D

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2006, 12:54:56 PM »
 Free beer forever, sell it to the less fortunate, buy Warzone out right, life is good.  ;D

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2006, 10:02:09 AM »
I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O
Golgotha sex doll? ;D

I guess we'll see that eventually now that we all know what is going to happen.
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2006, 11:43:20 AM »
The worst-case scenario that I could think of might be a fuzzy stuffed Razide fighting a fuzzy stuffed Godzilla in a rousing game of fuzzy heroes. Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2006, 11:48:57 AM »
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Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?

having kids....

worst.
case.
scenario.

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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2006, 05:55:06 PM »
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Re: Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2006, 10:49:32 PM »
The worst-case scenario that I could think of might be a fuzzy stuffed Razide fighting a fuzzy stuffed Godzilla in a rousing game of fuzzy heroes. Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?

Man I got a Plush Cthulhu on the shelf! I could enjoy a Plush Razide very much :D
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