Needless to say I do a lot of trades. Since 90% of them are mailed, do you ever want to say something when the post officer person asks, "Is there anything fragile, liquid, dangerous, or perishable in this package?"
I have to struggle with saying something stupid like, "Only if you consider a FULLY ARMED AND OPERATION CANCER HEAVY MACHINE GUN PLATFORM DANGEROUS MUWHAHAHAHAHA!"
Needless to say I never say Fragile; I hear the like to drop kick those.