I truly believe that, now, I have seen everything...

[Topkick]

We've demonstrated beyond any doubt that the lunatics are running this asylum.

Dude -

Are you telling me that after 137 tequila shots, 17 viagra, crash landing on an island with only Rosie (as she looked in that movie) and a diseased orangutang that you wouldn't at least consider asking her to put in a good word for you with the orangutang? 

[Petru5]

Hell, with that much tequila, I'd be stripping her out of those clothes...

...and using them as sails for the raft I'd build, complete with orangutan hide seats.  I could use the fishnets for, well, fishing nets.

[Topkick]

Petru my friend, I sense a lack of romance in your soul

[joshuaslater]

There's no graceful exit from this thread, is there?   

[joshuaslater]

P.S.  McGee.  Check my input on the Spinespur rules section you posted in.  I get to make the most disparaging remarks about you over there.   

[Topkick]

There's no graceful exit from this thread, is there?   

There have been a couple but much like a rest area off ramp I skipped them hoping to make it to the end without my bladder bursting.

[Veez]

AAAUUGH!  Get it out of my mind!

[dmcgee1]

P.S.  McGee.  Check my input on the Spinespur rules section you posted in.  I get to make the most disparaging remarks about you over there.   

Oh, no...brb...

[Petru5]

I'm just glad it wasn't Roseanne Barr playing that role!  Urp! 

[Topkick]

Now you just being nasty 

[Alpha]

Dude -

Are you telling me that after 137 tequila shots, 17 viagra, crash landing on an island with only Rosie (as she looked in that movie) and a diseased orangutang that you wouldn't at least consider asking her to put in a good word for you with the orangutang? 

All the while Rosie would be asking me to do the same.....

[Alpha]

Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours   

I had read some of her articles.....

[dmcgee1]

Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours   

I had read some of her articles.....

"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.

[Topkick]

Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours   

I had read some of her articles.....

"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.

I remember a wall poster that had a bountiful pair in a wet half t that said study hard. I thought it was the greatest story ever globed      

I am SO going to hell for this stuff.

[Alpha]

"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.

Then our definition of classic lit simply varies. We'll have to agree to disagree.....because there's no doubt that kind of reading stimulates my imagination.