AP - In an effort to keep up with the Gulid Master Carriage (GMC - 21¾ +1½), Barbarian Mallet Works (BMW - 19¼ ±0) introduced a new line of affordable conveyance. Designed to run on hay, water and the occasional apple or sugar cube, the Towev (The Old World Economy Vehicle) hit the stage at the Beasts of Burden Show and Fair, on Sunday, SUNday, SUNDAY!
Meanwhile, GMC was left scratching their heads. "We mated a horse with a donkey, and got this nice mid-sized Mule, but we can't get the blessed things to make more of themselves. Oh well, I got a great idea for another horse - the Pinto!"
