AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A perfectly good Crusade ruined by my lousy sense of Ohio geography. 
Just remember that Cleveland was (and according to some still is) the mistake by the lake, then you should be able to remember the geography.
Wait......did I just provide you with a tip as to how the BHoodies can route me out!

Looks like it's time to go back into seclusion again with the rest of the cult.