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Offline UrbanShocker

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Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« on: November 02, 2005, 10:12:22 PM »
And now for the battle report everybody has been waiting for.


Andrew aka UrbanShocker's Capitol

vs.

DaveMcGee's  infamous Vulcan Army of Death.

Rouge's Den gaming store in Claymont, DE on Nov 2, 2005

Spoiler Alert.
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Turn one

Captiol Col Richard pulls out a Cigar.
"Any sign of those Damn Vulkans Sarge?"
"No Sir," said the Sarge

Turn Two. 
Col Richard trims the Cigar.
"Any sign yet?" 
"No sir" said the Sarge

Turn Three
Col Richard lights the Cigar
"Where the hell are they?"
"No idea sir."

Turn Four.
Col Richard puffs the cigar.
"Any thing on the radar."
"No sir."
"All right boys pack it up we got 20 clicks to double time. I want to be back for the poker game tonight."

"YES SIR!"

The captiol troops the proceed to double time back to base where they enjoyed some fine Bahaus Beer.


And the results are NO match because Dave McGee claims he had to "work late" Yeap you heard it right he had to "work" late
No I ask what type of excuse is that?   

Now I could easily say so many things about the VaoD and some of them may be true. But I won't because this match will happen sooner or later. And the battle field results will speak for the selves.













« Last Edit: November 02, 2005, 10:16:18 PM by UrbanShocker »

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Re: Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2005, 10:34:19 PM »
I can see the Bauhas battle reports now.

Projected Efficiency Rate: 100%
Victory Ensured.
Engagement called off so as to avoid unnessacary wear on Mechanized Infantry and the possiblility of gettin dirt on award ribbons.

Outcome:  Complete Rout of Capitol Forces.

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Re: Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 12:00:15 PM »
Sorry to hear the game did'nt run, but work has a way of spoiling our fun.
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Re: Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2005, 06:07:16 PM »
Sorry to hear the game did'nt run, but work has a way of spoiling our fun.

but it did make for an interesting battle report.

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Re: Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2005, 07:57:06 PM »
I knew I shouldn't've named the army, "The Fekathi." (say it fast - "Where are the Fekathi?")
If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!

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Re: Battle report for battle Vulcan Army of Death
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2005, 08:39:38 PM »
Dave,

The next time i'm in the area we'll have that match. And it's going an even playing field. 


And keep an eye out for something the boys at the factory are putting together to memorlize the No where to be found VaOD. 
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