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Re: First edition
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2005, 11:36:47 PM »
The only Stock options that I need are Folding and Fixed and the only Collateral I can offer in exchange is of the Damage kind.

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Re: First edition
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2005, 08:42:49 PM »
...LOL...that's hilarious!                                                                                     

But seriously, why use a 12 step marketing program when you can just kill them and turn them into legionaires or capture them and transfigure them into necromutants, centurions or other things your feeble megacorporate mind can barely comprehend? Oh, that's right...only the DARK LEGION has that power!

                                  THE DARK SOUL IS LAUGHING...
                                 

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Re: First edition
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2005, 08:56:36 PM »
keep the Dark Soul laughing.

he won't notice when I steal his wallet and flirt with his daughter.

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Re: First edition
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2005, 08:18:27 PM »
...her name is ILIAN and she has children...they like to play too!

   mua...muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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Re: First edition
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2005, 11:23:48 PM »
whoa hey single moms.. try to stay away before ya start playin the role of daddy.


then again..

you know she puts out.

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Re: First edition
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2005, 12:06:12 AM »
LOL

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Re: First edition
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2005, 10:12:41 PM »
...oh the humanity.  :D

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Re: First edition
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2005, 11:52:54 PM »
I'll get to the rest of humanity later, fer now i'm lookin at that fine, pale horny lady.


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Re: First edition
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2005, 09:37:20 PM »
...yes, thats it, come closer and look deeper into the void for its mistress and her mysteries. The Dark Legion has use for all of humanity, and all are welcome, so do join us wont you? In fact it is the unborn of your species that are abandoned and "put out" like so much garbage that ILIAN in her wisdom finds useful and gives new life and purpose by her hand to serve her...her children.

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Re: First edition
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2005, 09:59:24 PM »
...yes, thats it, come closer and look deeper into the void for its mistress and her mysteries. The Dark Legion has use for all of humanity, and all are welcome, so do join us wont you? In fact it is the unborn of your species that are abandoned and "put out" like so much garbage that ILIAN in her wisdom finds useful and gives new life and purpose by her hand to serve her...her children.

geez.. that's the driest product info pamphlet i've ever read.  Please tell me that it has some nifty splash graphics or a graph or two.

"how do you shoot women and children?"

"easy, just lead 'em less"

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Re: First edition
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2005, 09:15:37 PM »
...LOL.
 
...want fancy splash graphics? Just visit any MUTANT CHRONICLES Warzone and look at all the carnage left in the wake of the indominatable Dark Legion. Humanity is our palette and we have a fondness for working in red...you know, the kind that smells like iron.

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Re: First edition
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2005, 09:25:26 PM »
a lady in red?  now we're talkin

a lady in chains and iron? well hell, normally I have to pay for that.

ya want carnage?  ya oughta see a wedding dress clearance sale.  Eyes gouged, hair pulled, nails broken and humanity terrified!

-shudder-

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Re: First edition
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2005, 02:45:54 AM »
...that would be  B L O O D, human Blood!

...a wedding dress clearance sale...heh, heh, hehhhhhh...that would be Muawijhe at work, and if that is all it takes to throw humanity into chaos then I suppose one must work with what one has.



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Re: First edition
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2005, 10:20:05 AM »
Careful now,  you're starting to sounda little Khorney (and i don't mean just your humor) and we don't take kindly to that type here -spins the Widowmakers cylinder shut-  Let's leave talk of Blood and insane gods to Micheal Mor**** and is Elric series, ok?


ten bucks says that the forum filter nails the "****" in Mor****'s name.


heh hehe I said "nails the ****"


whoo this post is gonna get me banned I just know it

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Re: First edition
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2005, 04:08:20 PM »
Oh, my friggin' [insert favorite diety or Joe here]

Too friggin' funny!
 :D

So, does this mean that we can longer **** our guns, play badminton with old, smelly, dirty shuttle****s, nor may we go off half-****ed?  If so, what will become of ****pits and ****fighting?

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If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!