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Warzone => Open Discussion => Topic started by: Veez on March 03, 2006, 12:31:29 PM

Title: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: Veez on March 03, 2006, 12:31:29 PM
Not to dig on EE but instead to find some dark humor in this situation, what do you consider to be your worst case scenario for what happens next (hint: it should be funny-this is not the place to vent and whine-there are two posts of that already going).

EX:

Games Workshop announces the brand new movie tie-in: The Mutant Chronicles to be supported by the same teams that brought you Epic (versions 1-6), Necromunda (releases 2-5), Mordheim (currently out of print), Inquisitor (currently out of print), Blood Bowl (versions 12-17) and Chaos Marauders (so long out of print it's not funny).

Or:

Playskool announces it's getting into miniature games with Mutie Tales (based on the new Mutant Chronicles Movie)-lovable corporate minions that fight naugtiness and bad habits (for kids 2-4).
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: Jibbajabbawocky on March 03, 2006, 01:05:29 PM
Will the combat resolution be based on Connect 4?
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: MadBrad on March 05, 2006, 11:38:31 AM
Cybertronic Ken and Mishima Barbie....
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: PFC joe on March 05, 2006, 11:39:50 AM
There is something much worse than that.  I'm still waitin for a press release to say which direction the game will be going.  Until I'm keepin my fingers crossed.

-PFC joe
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: semai99 on March 05, 2006, 12:23:00 PM
They produce a new 'Warzone rangers' kid show with the rangers being Imperial, capitol, mishima, bauhaus lead by an older brotherhood/priest type guy in robes with a cybertonic/robotic sidekick, fighting the evil nepherites from another world, you can just see the big costumes for the evil guys now and all the posing by the 'heros'.

Now theres a spine tingling thought  ;D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: chribu on March 05, 2006, 01:02:44 PM
Worst case scenario?

All WZ models sold to date just spontaneously combust  ... nothing left ;D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: behemoth on March 05, 2006, 11:30:23 PM
Worst case?

The evil plans of Hasbro Nepharites come to fruition and the next incarnation of WarZone will be released with pre-painted (very very badly, mind I add) booster packs of rubbery-like plastic "miniatures"... I mean I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O



Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: OLD Dwarf on March 06, 2006, 10:35:36 AM
god gives you a choice......WZ will be picked up & supported or free beer forever!
you have 30 seconds to choose.

OD
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: chribu on March 06, 2006, 12:48:53 PM
I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O
Golgotha sex doll? ;D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: Vingthor on March 06, 2006, 12:54:56 PM
 Free beer forever, sell it to the less fortunate, buy Warzone out right, life is good.  ;D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: behemoth on March 14, 2006, 10:02:09 AM
I'm just dying to see what kind of a mold will produce a rubbery-like plasticky Golgotha :O
Golgotha sex doll? ;D

I guess we'll see that eventually now that we all know what is going to happen.
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: Coldthunder on March 14, 2006, 11:43:20 AM
The worst-case scenario that I could think of might be a fuzzy stuffed Razide fighting a fuzzy stuffed Godzilla in a rousing game of fuzzy heroes. Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: PFC joe on March 14, 2006, 11:48:57 AM
Quote
Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?

having kids....

worst.
case.
scenario.

-PFC joe
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: The One King on March 14, 2006, 05:55:06 PM
Going to bed as a Capitol Sunset Striker, having a dream that you're an Undead Legioner, then waking up and discovering that you're not dreaming.
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: behemoth on March 14, 2006, 10:49:32 PM
The worst-case scenario that I could think of might be a fuzzy stuffed Razide fighting a fuzzy stuffed Godzilla in a rousing game of fuzzy heroes. Can't you see your little girl cuddling a cute, cuddly, stuffed Golgotha?

Man I got a Plush Cthulhu on the shelf! I could enjoy a Plush Razide very much :D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: Southpaw on March 14, 2006, 11:09:54 PM
I'd prefer a plush Blessed Vestal Laura, personally....

Hmm..maybe not plush...could be bad....

:D
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: luckyone on March 15, 2006, 06:58:31 AM
My worst case scenario would be to never play warzone with my friends again. It has always been a great game win loose or draw. All I want to do is throw some figs on the board and throw some dice. Sometimes throw a little jab to your opponent in jest. I still have a ton of figs to paint. Also have a ton available to trade/sell. I prefer to trade over selling. I just don't want to ever have to go back to GW for some tabletop figure fun. I never plan too but I might have to. That is the WORST case scenario for me.
Title: Re: Worst Case Scenarios
Post by: OLD Dwarf on March 15, 2006, 04:16:38 PM
Well a worst case came true FFG is a stronger company that can do the job but
a CMG...click...click :P

Just take my figs & play on WZ.

OD