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Talaminiatures => General Discussions => Topic started by: dmcgee1 on January 26, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
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While perusing eBay for all things Warzone, Heartbreaker, etc., I happened upon this listing:
WARNING: May not be safe for work or other public areas
http://cgi.ebay.com/Jenna-Jameson-Action-Figure-Cheerleader-1st-Series-rare_W0QQitemZ280305132251QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item280305132251&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Jenna-Jameson-Action-Figure-Cheerleader-1st-Series-rare_W0QQitemZ280305132251QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item280305132251&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A4|65%3A1|39%3A1|240%3A1318)
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Hell I'd tap that . . . wait, no. It's plastic.
Thank goodness my wife does not read these threads.
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I just bought it so I could read the articles.....
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You'll only have TRULY seen everything when someone here buys it, adds a Decimator and Giant Azogar and converts it to a Contagion Colossus....
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Actually you haven't seen everything until you see Rosie O'Donnell in the flesh trying to wear that outfit. :o
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Sweet idea alpha! Call it a Pornophage!
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Actually you haven't seen everything until you see Rosie O'Donnell in the flesh trying to wear that outfit. :o
An image that will haunt me for the rest of my life...thanks, Hal, thanks a lot. ;)
You'll only have TRULY seen everything when someone here buys it, adds a Decimator and Giant Azogar and converts it to a Contagion Colossus....
You, sir, are warped - and not in a good way! ;D
Sweet idea alpha! Call it a Pornophage!
Great - a "New Word to Remember" (see my other post in Non-Game Related Banter). :D Apparently, Wedge is suffering from Osteopornosis.
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Great - a "New Word to Remember" (see my other post in Non-Game Related Banter). :D Apparently, Wedge is suffering from Osteopornosis.
No, I'm just an ignoranus. ;D
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Applaud button hit. We should suggest the "pornophage" sculpt to Thom. That'd sell like hotcakes.
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interesting that you all seem to know her, wonder why? ;) :)
i, for instance, had to google her...
cu´s
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interesting that you all seem to know her, wonder why? ;) :)
i, for instance, had to google her...
cu´s
Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours :D
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I think they have some of the in one of Sum 41's video's.The one with loads of action figures in it.
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Just three words for ya...Exit to Eden
(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp222/Petru5/rosie-odonnell-exit-to-eden.jpg)
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Compared to now she looked hot in that movie.
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We've demonstrated beyond any doubt that the lunatics are running this asylum.
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We've demonstrated beyond any doubt that the lunatics are running this asylum.
Dude -
Are you telling me that after 137 tequila shots, 17 viagra, crash landing on an island with only Rosie (as she looked in that movie) and a diseased orangutang that you wouldn't at least consider asking her to put in a good word for you with the orangutang? :o
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Hell, with that much tequila, I'd be stripping her out of those clothes...
...and using them as sails for the raft I'd build, complete with orangutan hide seats. I could use the fishnets for, well, fishing nets.
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Petru my friend, I sense a lack of romance in your soul
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There's no graceful exit from this thread, is there? :P
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P.S. McGee. Check my input on the Spinespur rules section you posted in. I get to make the most disparaging remarks about you over there. ;D
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There's no graceful exit from this thread, is there? :P
There have been a couple but much like a rest area off ramp I skipped them hoping to make it to the end without my bladder bursting.
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AAAUUGH! Get it out of my mind!
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P.S. McGee. Check my input on the Spinespur rules section you posted in. I get to make the most disparaging remarks about you over there. ;D
Oh, no...brb...
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I'm just glad it wasn't Roseanne Barr playing that role! Urp! :-X
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Now you just being nasty ;D
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Dude -
Are you telling me that after 137 tequila shots, 17 viagra, crash landing on an island with only Rosie (as she looked in that movie) and a diseased orangutang that you wouldn't at least consider asking her to put in a good word for you with the orangutang? :o
All the while Rosie would be asking me to do the same.....
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Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours :D
I had read some of her articles.....
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Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours :D
I had read some of her articles.....
"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.
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Speaking for myself, I only know her for her philanthropic endeavours :D
I had read some of her articles.....
"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.
I remember a wall poster that had a bountiful pair in a wet half t that said study hard. I thought it was the greatest story ever globed :o
I am SO going to hell for this stuff.
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"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.
Then our definition of classic lit simply varies. We'll have to agree to disagree.....because there's no doubt that kind of reading stimulates my imagination.
:D
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"Articles" of clothing with advertising that shows underboob is not, technically, literature.
Then our definition of classic lit simply varies. We'll have to agree to disagree.....because there's no doubt that kind of reading stimulates my imagination.
:D
Classic lit is not the same as plastic t*t. Yeah, I know, warm up a seat for me, Hal.
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Dude...look at this...
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee252/Dmadly/makinslowlove.jpg)
NOW...you've seen everything.
D
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It's like mating season in the Orca scrapyard!
Believe it or not, I have, actually, seen and (worst yet) heard that! It is a sound not easily forgotten. Living near the Philly Zoo, I have visited it on more than one occasion - newsflash: Animals don't care if you're there or not.
:o
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You don't have to tell me, I grew up in Brooklyn! 8) ;) :P
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The last time I was at the KC Zoo, the turtles and camels were going at it in their respective ways. Here's the funny part of the story: The male turtle fell off the back end of the female turtle onto his back and couldn't flip over. Out of the corner the pen comes this little turtle and literally tips him back to his feet. It was phenomenal to watch. The female turtle? She kept her back to the male the entire time and didn't help. Go figure!
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(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n123/aldrien/Kram/yetmoreprocreationfail.jpg)
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Whoa... I've heard of Turducken... but never a Gironkey! Or is this what started Girass-ick park?
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Oh lord - what have I opened the door to? This must be what the people who opened the Dark Legion seal must have felt like.
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Shut it down! My eyes can't take any more! ;D
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Can't....lock....it.....down.....aaaaaahhh!!
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Typical male behavior - men are always trying to get a little ass :o
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Some things are not meant for human viewing.
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It's like something from a Lovecraft story-I have seen that which is not meant to be seen and my mind has been stripped of all but the ability to type coherently and send letters to my friends telling them of the unspeakable horror!
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It's like Romper Room in here.
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Is this male bonding, guys?
Are we bonding??? :o :o :o
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Romper, Stomper, Romper, Roo The magic mirror lets us see birthdays and bad kids too.
I see Topkick, D. McGee, NoTroll Nick, and several others misbehaving
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"I think we've been in here too long. I feel unusual. I think we should go outside."
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It's okay - just take these m&m's - the green ones will help and the others just taste good 8)
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As long as we're bonding in the Platonic form of the word, it's all good.
I'm thinking that is either one frustrated giraffe or one sore donkey. Either way, it's funny! It should actually say EPIC FAIL.
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Making do with what ya got is what I'd call it.
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That Giraffe just wants some ...errr... Donkey? ;D
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So its offspring would be a Girasse? Or would that be Paris Hilton?
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Making do with what ya got is what I'd call it.
Any Port in a storm apparently.
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Do you look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire...
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Now that's a philosophy I've never heard, but it is apt.
Well spoken, Nick.