Obviously the Lord of Deceit and Corruption. He is spereading the false hope of Energy Conservation by forcing you out of bed one hour earlier. Think of the many lies to be told Monday by those who forgot to set their clocks ahead. Semai is pleased by the adjusted Daylight Savings Time.
Ah impudence - last refuge of the weak and frightened. By refusing Semai you enslave yourselves to him totally. You deny your humanity but it is there. If it were not, then you would not conform yourselves to the conventions of your fellow humans. You attempt to join them by conforming your society and Corporation to the standards of those you consider inferior. Indeed this weaknes makes you even more amusing than they - for deep in the most private places of their souls they recognize and understand that they are lost. You however attempt to curry their approval and at the same time denounce that which you secretly desire above all else. Your contridicion is a source of constant amusement - It borders on arrogance which of course will lead to your downfall. The tender morsels that are your souls will be a most succulent morsel for my Master. By seeking power you employ the tools of Semai and in turn become his tools. Struggle my puppets, struggle as Semai watches your dance and is amused.
Daylight Savgings Time!
connect the dots. Roswell, captian hook, #333 and the illuminati. its all there in front of your face.
Cartel conspiracy.
nuff said.