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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2011, 05:10:01 AM »
*yawn* *blink* *blink* *streeeetch* What is this Warzone of which you speak?  I remember something vaguely Nipponese in my past but can't quite place it....

holy ****. :)
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2012, 06:27:14 AM »
Sardonicus steepled his fingers and leaned back in his chair. For too long he had sat back and allowed others to influence the world he had promised to Semai. Perhaps it was time for him to rejoin the fray. Yes...a trip to boost the spirits of the faithful and sow the seeds of discord amongst those who opposed the Master of Deceit. Now to check the logistics of this plan. Sardonicus reached for his phone and smiled as he was connected to his faithful driver and bodyguard Mr. Treunfrio

"Mr. Treunfrio please look into the logistics of a trip to the eastern warzones...Talamania prefect. Yes Mr. Treunfrio that is correct - the gathering in mid-May. Please let me know the feasability of such an endeavour."

Sardonicus replaced the receiver into the cradle and pulled out a list. Who would be the object of his special attention? Time would tell but by then the trap would be inescapable. Sardonicus laughed...time to recruit another unwitting servant to the Circle of Deceit.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2012, 09:28:43 AM »
It would be really awesome if you could make it here. We have a lot planned for that weekend.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2012, 10:01:57 PM »
Figures, thats same weekend for Worlds Steampunk Fair. Eh ill work out something.

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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 05:45:11 AM »
And Red Dragon Inn 3 will be there so we can have 12 people play at the same time.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2012, 07:21:24 PM »
Just over 2 months  for all the slowpokes. Lets have the best turnout yet. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2012, 09:32:29 AM »
I will have to get moving again on the Industrial terrain etc.
Always look out for number one, but don't step in number two.
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The entire Capitol Army.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2012, 01:14:39 PM »
I am very proud to say I am doing army lists for Brotherhood, Mishima and Ilian to be prepared for fast fights.

First three are 500pt armies, I have a fun, a tactical and a cheddar force prepared. The Mishima 500 is very cool...

More pumped stuff to post later!
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2012, 02:20:47 PM »
500 points might be the sweet number for fast Warzone.  You got me thinking.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2012, 08:24:51 PM »
Sardonicus was in a foul mood. First an attempted coup in his ranks and now this irksome girl from the steno pool was trying his patience. Sardonicus shooed her from the office for the tenth time and she passed Mr Treunfrio as he entered. "Ms. Snow" Sardonicus said, "See that we are not disturbed". As Mr. Truenfrio settled into a chair, Sardonicus pulled out one of his special files, one that dissolved when wet. Just then, Ms Snow entered again, this time carrying a tray of tea and cookies. Sardonicus spoke sharply "Get out!"

Ms Snow dropped the tray, spilling the tea onto the file. Sardonicus was furious but when he spoke his voice was low and pleasant. "I am sorry I startled you Ms Snow. Please don't cry." Sardonicus put his arm around Ms Snow as he comforted her. The young girl didn't notice they were headed to the balcony. As he spoke to the girl Sardonicus rubbed his hand up and down her back. Suddenly he grabbed the waistline of her skirt and with a quick heave threw her over the railing.

Sardonicus crossed to his desk and picked up his phone. When he was connected to security he spoke "There has been a tragic incident. I fired a girl for poor job performance and she jumped from my balcony. Please call the police...and contact the steno pool...I will need a new secretary."

Having dispensed with his annoyance, Sardonicus moved to the conference table retrieving a duplicate of the ruined file as he did. Opening it he handed Mr. Treunfrio a list. "These six are the ones who have disrupted my plans. Cancel our trip to the Eastern Warzones and advise our agents in the Talamania Prefect to cease operations. As for these six, you are to take them to one of our secluded safe houses and express my displeasure most strenously. You may tell them that their pain will cease if they beg you to kill them. When they do, you may kill them....but take 1,000 hours to do so. Then have one of our subsidiaries render the bodies and have the meat delivered to the asylum. They wished to feast at Muwahije's table so they may now be the feast for Muwahije's table."

As Mr. Treunfrio stood to leave, Sardonicus smiled and said "Watch out for icy roads, after all we have had a Snow fall".
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2012, 05:50:15 PM »
I will be there sat afternoon anyone want a 750 or 1000 point warzone battle?
Always look out for number one, but don't step in number two.
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The entire Capitol Army.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2012, 06:14:32 AM »
I will be there sat afternoon anyone want a 750 or 1000 point warzone battle?

YES ..... I get tired beating dave :P
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2012, 08:21:53 AM »
Cool, I will have both lists ready to go. See you there.
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The entire Capitol Army.
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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2012, 08:37:16 AM »
Cool, I will have both lists ready to go. See you there.


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Re: Talamania VI - "It's a Trap!"
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2012, 08:09:12 PM »
Question guys, who ,if anyone, is bringing red dragon 3? i havent been able to get my copy yet.