(Not included in package sent to Phillystalker but would have been if I would have had more time)
VeezCon Personnel Services would like you to meet your new Operations Overseer, Phil™. Phil is equipped with the latest upgrades and is looking forward to working with you for all your operational needs. Phil™ is an upgrade on Steve™, who unfortunately fell victim to an unfortunate redesign error that led to him being deleted and reassembled (minus the grey matter). Phil™, however, shows vast improvements over his counter part with his dynamic leadership (as demonstrated by his pointing finger-a sure sign of a leader) and his portable mortar (courtesy of Warmachine Industries). Phil™ speaks several languages to include Bauhaus, Capitol and all major regional dialects, Mishiman and Binary. But wait, there’s more to Phil™ than just a modern combat coordinator and offensive/defensive planner! On the down time Phil™ loves to get down and is frequently the life of the party with his ability to demonstrate complicated mathematical equations and saying people’s name in binary. His off-duty hobbies include spread-sheeting, image enhancement, and multi-phase data analysis. We hope you enjoy Phil™ as much as we did placing him for you.
DISCLAMER
Do not take Phil™ to parties outside of your immediate working group as he has a tendency to attack guests from rival corporations. Ensure Phil™ undergoes his daily/weekly/monthly servicing or critical breakdown could occur. Keep Phil™ away from quicksand. Do not taunt, tease, or make fun of Phil™ within a 50 meter radius unless his expanded sensor package is down or his self-preservation program may accidentally kick in and he may engage you in combat. Do not paint green, as it mauy cause Phil™ to go into camouflage/cover/concealment mode and cease all movement and communications to evade enemy detection. Use only VeezCom approved paints and painting products. Avoid speaking to Phil™ excessively in words starting with the “f” sound. Batteries not included. Some peripherals may not be compatible with existing Cybertronic™ hardware integrations. Check with your local distributor for further information.
