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Offline Jibbajabbawocky

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For those of us who love terrible movies...
« on: December 05, 2005, 12:40:57 PM »
As the owner of several hundred terrible movies (Those 50-DVD packs are a real bargain) I figured it would be fun to see who else here enjoys the cleansing pain of terrible cinema.

I give you links to many websites...

www.badmovies.org
http://www.stomptokyo.com/
http://www.jabootu.com

For those posters in foreign lands (IE: not North America) who know of terrible movies from your country, or in your native language, feel free to post links, if possible. :)  After all, Terrible movies are universal.  ;D

Remember, if you like a movie that someone else despises, keep the debate friendly.  After all, one man's "Fargo" is another man's "Gigli"...
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2005, 02:21:50 AM »
All I know is that Mystery Science Theater 3000 died far too soon.
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2005, 06:38:34 AM »
All I know is that Mystery Science Theater 3000 died far too soon.

Sci FI needed to get rid of the show so they could afford to make terrible movies...


...hey, wait!
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2005, 07:03:43 AM »
Anyone see the lost skelton of cadavera?

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 07:07:28 AM »
*nod* I thought it was great.

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2005, 08:05:49 AM »
Oh I loved it, only mentioned it because it pretty much sums up and makes fun of those old ceral scifi horror flicks of the 50s


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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2005, 08:14:15 AM »
two words

Zombie Cop.
this is the worst of the worst.


and for those who feel pain in a new way.
 ....Knight Riders.
       a movie thats awhole lot about nothing.

and fun in a bad fun way.
  ....Curse of the Queer wolf
       yep I own this little jem (made my roomate sit and watch it to boot.) ;D

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2005, 08:24:59 AM »
hey, I own Knightriders!

It's not that bad if you like the concept of people jousting on motorcycles...and 2 1/2 hours of dialog. :)

At Southern Exposure (Formerly Shorecon). Me and my friends run The Cherry Hill Experiment, where we show blcks of terrible movies, and award people for sitting through them and making jokes. (FUNNY jokes, that is)
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2006, 10:22:34 PM »
Worst movie of all Time:  Ator

Scariest fact in the entire world: They made sequels!

Arggghhh!

I think I just undid years of therapy....

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2006, 10:48:22 PM »
worst movie of all time: House of the Dead  (worst as in entirely unwatchable, not worth stealing a waste of two hours)

most enjoyable B movies of all timeL Deep Blue Sea and Deep Rising.

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2006, 07:42:13 AM »
Manos: Hands of Fate.

If you can get through that you can watch anything.



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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2006, 08:10:51 AM »
Three of my favs:

Sardonicus
Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter
House on Haunted Hill

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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2006, 08:40:06 AM »
WARRIORS FROM HELL
I own the tape and still my friends and I just cant sit though the whole thing....we just cant do it.

though oddly I rate zombie cop as still the worst movie. I was able to watch it though to the end...must have been a stronger man in my youth.
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2006, 07:18:01 PM »
All time favorite (by a mile) - "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things"

New picks - "Undead" and "House of 1000 Corpses"
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Re: For those of us who love terrible movies...
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2006, 05:22:06 AM »
My favorites:

Wing Commander.
Almost all (i means all) films hith Dudikov (American ninjas, Falcons etc).
And two weeks ago i saw film witch name is something like "Death wish III" or something like that with Charles Bronson and this film was real crap (But i enjoy last scene when Bronson fires LAW to gang boss ;D).
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