I have been hearing a lot about DEATH FRIES!! who made them the last time? maybe they are close by to us as we are in the Dallas area.
"Death Fries" are the nickname given to Texas Pizza's Texas Fries. I believe that Tim is pulling your leg, on this, as he does not want you to bring them (I don't think that they travel well).
Basically, take an 8" (or so) round tin; in it, place french fries, ranch dressing, bacon and four different kinds of shredded cheese, then bake until it is one big, heart-stopping, melted, chewy pile of goo.
If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?
Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest. Run, ran AND run...again? C'mon!