2nd Non-Annual Units We Don't Want to See

[joshuaslater]

All I can hear is Hudson sayin', "Game over, man!!"

This thread is funny.

[MadBrad]

Cybertronic - Dr. Deanna. 

Often confused with our favorite corporate medic, Dr. Deanna is a former plastic surgeon hired to perform elective surgery on various personell in Cybertronic.  It is rumored that Dr. Dianna may have received Dr. Deanna's medical...procedures in the past. However Cybertronic database admins refuse to confirm these allegations. Suspiciously, all pictures of Dr. Diana previous to about one year ago have mysteriously disappeared from all corporate systems and media.  Vince Diamonds famous jutting chin is another rumored accomplishment of Dr. Deanna, again, sources are mum on this report...

[luckyone]

All I can say is "Why don't we put her in charge?"


New unit Capital REMF (pronounced remph) stands for rear echelon mfr. You get the picture.


Squad size - Individual 1-2 per unit
Size 2 CC 2 RC 4 etc (all bad)

Special abilities - Get over level 2 (to totally screw over the real ones fighting on the line)    2 penalty to all rolls when this unit is on the board.
Paper pusher level 3 -  All airborne/infiltrate abilities must be requested for in triplicate before using, all special weapons must be signed out from the arms room before issue. Infiltrate/Airborne abilities are considered blank for this unit and/or no special weapons (squad/individual) are allowed unless a leadership test is past at a 3 penalty before setup.
Brown noser level 4 - "If I was in charge sir/ma'am I could do beter" This individual will assume command unless the assigned OIC passes a leadership test at a 4 penalty.

[warzoneD]

Funny stuff Veez!  Applaud in the hizzee!

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