The definition of a moron is a guy who makes plans to help a friend move, forgetting that the time that the help is needed is already accounted for. How, one might ask? Why, only by a 10
th wedding anniversary. And, no, not someone else's, but my own ten trips around the sun wedded to my wife.
The fact that I forgot this was brought to my attention with the phrase, "I sure hope that you weren't planning to that next weekend?" to which I said, "Why?" At that point, my wife was within her rights, and would have been easily aquitted, by reason of justifiable homicide. The fact that I am typing this means that my wife actually wants to keep me around for another ten years, bless her soul.
Needless to say, folks, never forget an anniversary, and never, ever, ever...
EVER...forget the latest one, especially if it is a milestone, such as the tenth one.