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Offline DogOWar

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Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« on: August 26, 2008, 10:02:20 AM »
     O.K., I know that this is going to sound impossible, but you just can't make up something this funny.  The 4-State Militia had a meet on the 23rd for an all day Chronopia fest.  Little did we know that outside, in the eves of the tree where we take our smoke break, lurked and insidious foe.  As Canonball, Troy, and I Were enjoying a smoke and some game related banter, out fo the sky a thin stream of.........a water like substance struck Canonball dead on top of his shinny noggin.  With cat like reflexes we searched for any sign of what it could have been, as Canonball investigated the.......substance, only to inform us that it was....pee pee!!!!  All of a sudden we heard a chittering and the quiet scampering of tiny paws on the limbs above, and we knew what it must be........Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
     
     This foe must have had some reason for disliking Canonball, as it struck, not once,not twice, not even three times.......but FOUR TIMES, all with unerring accuracy to inflict maximum wounds and humiliation on poor Canonball!!!!!  He was struck on the head and neck each time!!!!  This foe must have the Stalk SA as we never saw it, only the fiendish chittering and scamper of Canonball's nemesis.

     I think I cracked a rib from laughing so hard. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 11:01:22 AM »
 ;D ROTFLMAOUICB  ;D

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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 11:37:00 AM »
You couldn't have made that up it's so good.  Poor Cannonball!!  Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a while.  Karma to you and yours.
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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 12:22:56 PM »
If that squirell played Warzone he would have an RC of at least 12 with a bonus of 2(x2) at the range he was firing. Also would have the deadshot and gungslinger abilities IMHO.

Time for some cooked squirrel and a new hat it seems. Could be good but can't beat death fries.
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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2008, 01:01:06 PM »
That is HELLA funny!   

As for cooked squirrel not being as good as death fries, I think poor Canonball might feel differently!
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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 04:05:01 PM »
that is one of the funniest things that I have heard in a while....I needed that after the day that I've had...

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Re: Repulsar Squirrel Marksman
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 05:10:32 PM »
Even my wife laughed at that, she doesn't even like Chronopia.