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Offline dmcgee1

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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2007, 08:03:15 PM »
Master Topkick, my lawyer dressed as a Vulkan says that the die is mine.

Master Topkick, what could I put in that hand that would make you forget about the die that you have in the other hand?

Master Topkick, the truth is that the die is not really there.

Master Topkick, that is not a die, but rather it is a dodecahedron with numerals upon it.

Master Topkick, I am delirious from sleep depravation.  I will now retire.  Good night.
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2007, 08:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Wedge on April 16, 2007, 07:54:37 PM
Wedge thinks on what his master has said, "Master Topkick... a great big bird flies overhead..."

The wise and learned Topkick replied, "Ha ha young student.  I shall not fall for that trick.  You would have me look up and while I my gaze is elsewhere you would snatch the die from my hand..."

"No really Master... look!"  said Wedge excitedly.

"You try to fool me in vain young one..."

Just then an enormous splat of bird doo lands on Topkick's head... he gazes skyward to curse his assailant.  Wedge seizes the opportunity and snatches the die from his master's hand!

Topkick grumbles... "Time for you to leave..."

 ;D

Indeed your Warzone Fu is weak young Wedge, for I am a Warzone Master. Played against; I cannot be beaten...Verbally assaulted; I cannot be out smack talked...Pooped at; I cannot be spattered. I am the wind.

Or is that a blowhard?  ;D
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2007, 08:12:02 PM »
Quote from: Topkick on April 16, 2007, 08:10:34 PM
Quote from: Wedge on April 16, 2007, 07:54:37 PM
Wedge thinks on what his master has said, "Master Topkick... a great big bird flies overhead..."

The wise and learned Topkick replied, "Ha ha young student.  I shall not fall for that trick.  You would have me look up and while I my gaze is elsewhere you would snatch the die from my hand..."

"No really Master... look!"  said Wedge excitedly.

"You try to fool me in vain young one..."

Just then an enormous splat of bird doo lands on Topkick's head... he gazes skyward to curse his assailant.  Wedge seizes the opportunity and snatches the die from his master's hand!

Topkick grumbles... "Time for you to leave..."

 ;D

Indeed your Warzone Fu is weak young Wedge, for I am a Warzone Master. Played against; I cannot be beaten...Verbally assaulted; I cannot be out smack talked...Pooped at; I cannot be spattered. I am the wind.

Or is that a blowhard?  ;D

Yeah... I'd go with blowhard...
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2007, 08:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Wedge on April 16, 2007, 07:54:37 PM
Wedge thinks on what his master has said, "Master Topkick... a great big bird flies overhead..."

The wise and learned Topkick replied, "Ha ha young student.  I shall not fall for that trick.  You would have me look up and while I my gaze is elsewhere you would snatch the die from my hand..."

"No really Master... look!"  said Wedge excitedly.

"You try to fool me in vain young one..."

Just then an enormous splat of bird doo lands on Topkick's head... he gazes skyward to curse his assailant.  Wedge seizes the opportunity and snatches the die from his master's hand!

Topkick grumbles... "Time for you to leave..."

 ;D

* note to self - When playing Topkick use Capitol with Great Greys and Purple Sharks... He doesnt look up even when warned.
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2007, 08:43:18 PM »
Quote from: Wedge on April 16, 2007, 08:12:02 PM
Quote from: Topkick on April 16, 2007, 08:10:34 PM
Quote from: Wedge on April 16, 2007, 07:54:37 PM
Wedge thinks on what his master has said, "Master Topkick... a great big bird flies overhead..."

The wise and learned Topkick replied, "Ha ha young student.  I shall not fall for that trick.  You would have me look up and while I my gaze is elsewhere you would snatch the die from my hand..."

"No really Master... look!"  said Wedge excitedly.

"You try to fool me in vain young one..."

Just then an enormous splat of bird doo lands on Topkick's head... he gazes skyward to curse his assailant.  Wedge seizes the opportunity and snatches the die from his master's hand!

Topkick grumbles... "Time for you to leave..."

 ;D

Indeed your Warzone Fu is weak young Wedge, for I am a Warzone Master. Played against; I cannot be beaten...Verbally assaulted; I cannot be out smack talked...Pooped at; I cannot be spattered. I am the wind.

Or is that a blowhard?  ;D

Yeah... I'd go with blowhard...

That's it? That's the best you got? Your Smack Fu is indeed weak.  ;D I cannot believe that I'm talking smack to people and having to spoonfeed the opposition. I give you a great lead-in line like "I am the wind" and you skip it to repeat blowhard back at me. How about -

1) The wind?...more like breaking wind
2) You must be the wind cause your army blows
3) You're the W.I.N.D. alright - Weak Insignificant Nerdy Diceroller



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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2007, 02:22:12 AM »
in the mist of all this smack talking I just wanted add this.
I'm in favor of enviromental rules  ( I myself find it a great way to even the battlefield) at 1000pts with say a  objective and/or 2 hr  limit.
This should give some colorful battles and also allow us to cram as many games in as possible in the time we have.


Now back to your smack talking  :)
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2007, 05:10:20 AM »
Quote from: masherking on April 17, 2007, 02:22:12 AM
in the mist of all this smack talking I just wanted add this.
I'm in favor of enviromental rules  ( I myself find it a great way to even the battlefield) at 1000pts with say a  objective and/or 2 hr  limit.
This should give some colorful battles and also allow us to cram as many games in as possible in the time we have.


Now back to your smack talking  :)

I would like to take this opportunity that we never broke topic - bird poop and breaking wind ARE environmental factors  ;)  ;D
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2007, 12:59:43 PM »
Ewwww...
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2007, 01:28:58 PM »
Quote from: Topkick on April 17, 2007, 05:10:20 AM
I would like to take this opportunity that we never broke topic - bird poop and breaking wind ARE environmental factors  ;)  ;D

So are you  saying that you are a flying old fart???  :D
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2007, 02:01:38 PM »
I'am showing up for the fun of seeing everyone and will be glad to play anyone, any type board, and any amount of points. It would be nice to have a couple of multi-person scenario games.
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2007, 07:11:08 AM »
Master Say: beware the man from who wind blows hot and cold.
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2007, 12:39:45 PM »
Again...Ew...
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2007, 12:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Veez on April 18, 2007, 07:11:08 AM
Master Say: beware the man from who wind blows hot and cold.

Master also say that such a man is a blessing when the soup is hot and the blankets are cold.  :o
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2007, 02:03:24 PM »
You are all familiar with the Flying Dutchman... that scalawag of the seas...

But you have never met the Lying DutchOvenman!

That's right... blanket around the neck held tight...

Rip off a fart that could end a marriage... and kick those covers!

My wife hates me when I do that.  :P :-X
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Re: TALAMANIA Poll
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2007, 04:43:07 AM »
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But you have never met the Lying DutchOvenman

Love that euphemism.  Never had the chutzpah to do it though.

As for environmental rules with scenarios, I'm all for it.  It makes the games that much more fun and urgent.


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