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Offline masherking

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DEATH the way you want it
« on: February 21, 2007, 12:50:48 PM »
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 01:24:23 PM »
Nice, and frighteningly accurate. :o
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2007, 02:49:36 AM »
"Chis: At age 58 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle" :D  ;D
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2007, 08:23:46 AM »
steve: At age 86 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Bloody monkey must likely waited till I was asleep to do me in.
I knew those Monkeys were up to no good, stareing at me with those evil monkey eyes, thinking evil monkey thoughts, throwing their Evil Monkey Poop.

Well Sir Evil Monkey I know your coming and I'LL BE READY!!!.
                                                       DAMN YOUR EVIL MONKEY WAYS!!!
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2007, 10:03:23 AM »
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john: At age 72 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.


Not exactly what I envisioned but I was hoping it would be more... heroic and/or sinful.






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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2007, 10:16:35 AM »
Steve: At age 52 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.


... they know me too well....
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »
Troy: At age 57 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

HUH!!?
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2007, 02:53:24 PM »
David McGee: At age 83 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

Great - oh well, it'll be a quicker one than Masherking's, at least!
« Last Edit: February 22, 2007, 02:55:18 PM by dmcgee1 »
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If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!

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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2007, 07:36:00 PM »
Hal: At age 91 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

......and I'd have seen the movie too if it hadn't been for those darn stampeding kids
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2007, 10:04:30 PM »
I typed in my first name (the name I don't go by) and this is what came up...

Adam: At age 65 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

I like that one MUCH better than the lap dog incident of 2029.
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 04:48:58 AM »
Quote from: dmcgee1 on February 22, 2007, 02:53:24 PM
David McGee: At age 83 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

Great - oh well, it'll be a quicker one than Masherking's, at least!

Death by Fisticuff Monkey is a slow, Noble Death.
                        A death for Heros.

Some only dream to be worthy enough to die by Fisticuff Monkey's Hands.
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 12:58:20 PM »
Oh, "monkey" - I thought it said Monkees.  Here, I thought that Mickey Dolenz was gonna give "what for."  Hmmm - monkey fisticuffs - all I can say is that tamarins ain't all that tough, dude.  Perhaps if it were a chimp, or even a mighty gorilla, I'd be impressed.  Hell, even baboons got game.  But, monkey or monkee, you gonna git your ass kicked by some sub-human, long-haired, orange-butted freak.  Deal.... ;)
« Last Edit: February 23, 2007, 01:00:25 PM by dmcgee1 »
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 03:56:07 PM »
Veez: At age 66 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Sweet!  I get to be governor!
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 04:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Veez on February 23, 2007, 03:56:07 PM
Veez: At age 66 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Sweet!  I get to be governor!

 :D For all of 5 seconds!  ;D
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Re: DEATH the way you want it
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 04:58:08 PM »
Yeah well, you take what you can get.  At age 66, talk about a waste of retirement!
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