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Offline DogOWar

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Drunk falls 16 stories
« on: January 22, 2007, 07:19:48 AM »
     So, I'm checking out the odd news this morning, and what do I find?  3 guys go out on a bender, arrive back at their hotel late at night(morning), and as they get off elevator one of them decices to start running(don't know why, but he was drunk). The guy gets to the end of the hall and instead of turning, he trips over his feet and plows through a floor to ceiling window!  He falls 300 feet :o, thats 16 stories, and lands on the awning one floor from the street..................and lives!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o.
     I've got some great drunk stories from back in the day, but there is no way I can top this! ;D
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 08:03:41 AM »
What's that expression, "God protects fools and drunks"?  Doubly applicable here.  Lucky bastard.
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2007, 08:58:38 AM »
I read that story.  Amazing...  :o
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 11:17:34 AM »
Dude probably rolled a "1" on his cosmic d20.
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2007, 07:54:40 PM »
Quote from: Iron Panda on January 22, 2007, 11:17:34 AM
Dude probably rolled a "1" on his cosmic d20.

LOL
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 09:30:26 AM »
I think he "fumbled" (20) by going thru the window, the promptly rolled the "1" to save the day. ;D
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Re: Drunk falls 16 stories
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 10:39:40 AM »
I throw a lot of 20's.   :'(
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