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Title: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on March 30, 2012, 06:55:30 AM
OK Guys. lets not wait til the last minute to get wired about stuff. The posts of returning heroes and the fellowship of the cheezesteak have got me to posting.

OK lets get started.

1) We will be playing a new game called Lexicons of Dueling at the event. And since it will have not been done printing, you will be forced to play with the designers pre print decks. That is how cool you guys are. (by the way it is a great drinking game)

2) There will be a presentation of Reign of Fire and a REALLY cool terrain set-up for it. Again, cause you are the best, you get the best.

3) I have just completed painting my brotherhood army, 40+ models. I may have used a partial dip technique, but they look great, so one new fully painted army to face!

4) I have completed the rest of my Ilain forces that have been sitting around unpainted. Now I have 3 apes, 2 maximum units of templars, 2 max 2 min of wheeled templars and a whole lot of children. There will be a GIANT battle on of the days, if any of you have the stones to throw against my ladies.

5) Mishima are in the works, and I have some units that have not been seen before, took some time to find perfect proxies, I think you will be pleased. Unless you are going against them.

6) Custom Unit cards sealed in laminate. With custom art. One of the awards of the weekend will be for an army to get a set of these. Once you see them I know you will get a kick out of them.

Lets get wired! Post your Trash or Up talk NOW!

Really looking forward to seeing you guys, when stuff calms down I am sure LInda and I will be down there sooner, but until then...Have at THEE!
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dmcgee1 on March 30, 2012, 04:23:56 PM
First off, there's no "z" in CHEESESTEAK.  If you're using the type of cheeze that comes from a can, you may as well be from Jersey.

Secondly, I believe the trash talk was started, here (http://forum54.oli.us/index.php/topic,6854.0.html); Jibba?

As for these silly Illian forces of which you speak, I have but one question:  Did you, in fact, get new dice?  Unless they're of the type used by those who need "assistance," it matters not how well your army is painted, built or maneuvered.

 ;)
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Dragon62 on March 30, 2012, 06:41:47 PM
Ohh now were picking on Jersey, like the Jersey shore show wasn't bad enough.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Doompup on March 31, 2012, 11:03:27 AM
Speaking of melted cheese, how about those Vulkans in the swamp? 1 good flamethrower shot......   ;)
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: luckyone on March 31, 2012, 12:18:45 PM
OMG it started already? Oh well. There is cheese in cheesteak no chez whiz that is for sure. Provolone is the best imho. As for cheesy how about an army with 6 orcas? (2 of them flamers) now that would be some hot melted cheese.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dmcgee1 on March 31, 2012, 04:03:42 PM
Ohh now were picking on Jersey, like the Jersey shore show wasn't bad enough.

Jersey should be used to collateral damage, by now.  Of the three states that border it, only Delaware can claim a lower aggregate per capita IQ.  (Don't worry, they won't get the insult.)
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dmcgee1 on March 31, 2012, 04:05:57 PM
Speaking of melted cheese, how about those Vulkans in the swamp? 1 good flamethrower shot......   ;)

Oh, now the FNG wants to play; okay...

The reason that there is a West Virginia is because Virginia didn't want to be known as the "Delaware of the Mountains."  ;D
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Dragon62 on March 31, 2012, 09:56:35 PM
sorry there must have been a jet flying by your house could'nt here you
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on April 02, 2012, 08:22:29 AM
Spelling, not my best skill. Got me, well played.

Don't brag too hard, my Mishima laid a hammer with the brotherhood teamup, My stuff will look great giving or taking the beating, so hah! (don't know if I came out on top on that one)

WOW, everybody has to go for the retarded step children of Jersey (Jersey shore show). Sigh. Easy shot, low score.

Looking forward to making you eat those words Dave....it is on!

Holy crap I miss you guys!
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: luckyone on April 02, 2012, 08:25:01 AM
Ohh now were picking on Jersey, like the Jersey shore show wasn't bad enough.

Jersey should be used to collateral damage, by now.  Of the three states that border it, only Delaware can claim a lower aggregate per capita IQ.  (Don't worry, they won't get the insult.)

You lost me at aggregate dude.

Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: luckyone on April 02, 2012, 08:26:02 AM
Speaking of melted cheese, how about those Vulkans in the swamp? 1 good flamethrower shot......   ;)

Oh, now the FNG wants to play; okay...

The reason that there is a West Virginia is because Virginia didn't want to be known as the "Delaware of the Mountains."  ;D

Someone mentioned a family reunion?
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on April 03, 2012, 08:25:14 AM
YAY! That's my crew!
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on April 03, 2012, 12:12:13 PM
Hello Ladies

I thought we were smacktalking!
It be time to get Val out ...or give my old Demigonus army a spin ( christ its been ages)
I will also be bring Heavy Gear.
So bill unless you still hurt'n from your last game bring your hover tanks....you skirt.



Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on April 04, 2012, 07:11:10 AM
Haha! Masher, you is in fo' it.

I have a few more goodies then what I painted at the con to play at the con. You will be facing more options then before, tempted to get Joe to come to the talamania, he would have a good time.

You are gonna be squealing by the time I'm done with you Kung Flu!

Got some new stuff coming for the Brotherhood too, found something to rock world with!

Dave, you cheezy sob (son of a buttnugget) make the meanest army you ever got complained about, and I will tool you clean up and down the tristate area. When I'm done I'm gonna call ya sooki. Loser buys a six of lager. That good enough for ya? Step up brother and face my wrath! Name the points and I'll meet you at that number. I will be there Thursday Night, So Friday morning we can start this with a Bang, sound good?

NEXT?
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on April 05, 2012, 07:10:50 AM
Well ... damn.
It's on!
Should see if joe & blake
Want to game. They'll have good time.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dmcgee1 on April 05, 2012, 06:07:57 PM
Neither game of choice, points of your choosing nor fungus-laden cheese presented, the savoriness of your tears of defeat will feed me through the weekend.

Bill, I look forward to teaching you how to play Lexicons of Dueling.

Masher, I know your true weakness, now.  Jack-soaked grey matter is a bonus to me, not a penalty.

Kanjo, if there's anything that Bauhaus has in abundance, it's more coal for the fire.  This time, we'll be wearing our flame-retardant suits.

Phil, bring as many dragons, Red Dragon Inn, Dragon magazine and a dress (can' go draggin' without one).

Tim...squirrel!

Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Doompup on April 06, 2012, 03:41:07 AM
Wear all of the flame-retarded clothing you like; we shall bring the Capitolian tradition of the barbecue.
"I love the smell of roasting Cog in the morning!"

One another non-trash talk note, those are some serious cheese steaks you get every year. I'm looking forward to that almost as much as the games.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Jibbajabbawocky on April 06, 2012, 01:18:24 PM
Good thing Steve G is gonna be there.  I'll need someone in a little frilly dress to serve me drinks.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on April 11, 2012, 07:14:29 AM
Sigh, and rugged tear of joy is seen

Awesome dave, I will drown you in them...Hold it, not the way I wanted to say that!

Cool stuff. I am just excited and wanted to share energy, I have finished my Ilian & Brotherhood Army after all these years and Am almost done with My Mishima. Both armies will have one or two really nice squads of previously unseen troops that I found perfect Proxies for.

I found a dip technique and got good at it, I painted 100+ models in 6 hours over three days...and they look good.

I also have Damian coming I gave him all my Bauhaus under the guise of generosity (Insert James Bond villain laugh here). His only debt to have them painted for Talamania. He will know the game before he shows and I bring new sacrifice to our Talamanian altar.

Um, Dave, beating me at my own game, sadly is not tough, I've only won like five times. My demo karma keeps me from winning. But I will have enough decks to play with a slew of you guys at once, you will love the arena style fight, it came out great.  And thanks by the way!

Only a little over a month away brothers! I will be there Thursday and the bloodletting shall begin early of Friday!

Is there a day between now and then that we can hang, even if it is locals, to do some more painting!

Be Well you Inglorious Bastards!
Bill
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on April 11, 2012, 10:34:29 AM
Good thing Steve G is gonna be there.  I'll need someone in a little frilly dress to serve me drinks.

Son of a ....... boy best bring your tassled nipple pasties.
That pole in daves basement aint gonna work itself.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on April 11, 2012, 10:48:57 AM
Masher, I know your true weakness, now.  Jack-soaked grey matter is a bonus to me, not a penalty.

Some Call it a weakness, I call it strength.
You'll be unable to second quess my Liquor induced tactics.
Like some drunken Romell I'll command my forces to blitzkerig across the table
crushing all before them!
then I'll drink my jake & coke from the skulls of your fallen soliders
Ha!
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on April 11, 2012, 12:41:16 PM
ROGL ;D
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: mooseduncan99 on April 13, 2012, 01:52:03 PM
Hello ladies and gentleman. You might remember me as the FNG from last year's Mania. I'm probably still at that same skill set, but i've learned a few things that I think will help me this year.

1. Thom will beat you in anything, simply by staring at you and smiling. (C'mon, you named the event after the fella, it's gotta be good karma to kiss his bum a little bit)

2. Josh is my favorite gamer right now. If someone were to market gamer hockey jerseys, i'd get his name on mine. I'm a fan ;)

3. Dodge is my least favorite gamer. I'd buy his jersey too, it would just say "loaded dice" on the back. Just sayin'

4. Tim is cool to play with, because he is easily distracted by shiny objects and movement questions.

5. Then there's Dave. Poor guy, I actually feel bad for him. I go to his house to game, eat his food, drink his liquor, harass his family, even take control of the remote on occasion. He's always teaching me new games for the big weekend, and I just keep beating him. In everything. Board games, miniatures, card games, video games, the list goes on. I don't take the pleasure from it that I should because I know i'm just setting myself up for failure. When Talamania comes around, the guys who actually know what they're doing are gonna beat me half to death. I hope he gets some comfort from the other guys doing what he can't. I hope a better finish in the chariot race will be a positive for him as well.

In all seriousness though, I can't wait to see you all again. Last year was awesome, I know this will be better. Talk to you in a few weeks.

~Moose

PS - I'll be running the Hungry Hungry Hippos tournament out on the porch for anyone interested. Peace!
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Post by: mooseduncan99 on April 13, 2012, 01:57:42 PM
I almost forgot.....

Tim!

Squirrel!

Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: joshuaslater on April 17, 2012, 04:33:58 PM
Must finish some painting!!
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: Jibbajabbawocky on April 19, 2012, 03:48:23 PM
Good thing Steve G is gonna be there.  I'll need someone in a little frilly dress to serve me drinks.

Son of a ....... boy best bring your tassled nipple pasties.
That pole in daves basement aint gonna work itself.

I thought your sister had it reserved all weekend...  better tell her to bring extra garter belts, I'm bringin' lots of singles.
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dane on May 17, 2012, 05:44:43 AM
I don't even know how I am going to get work done today.

Super pumped for this weekend.

I have to say, as I have in the past, this group of rules lawyers and nere-do wells is the finest crew of gaming buddies a person could ever hope for. You are all the best and this weekend will probably be more awesome than those previous. (only those who will be missing would make it better).

Now that I have said my heartfelt gratitude for having a crew to game with like this...

I am going to make you cry Dave, weep like a child. I will give a a proper excuse to remain inebriated for the weekend, so you can dull the pain of your 2500pt smackdown. And to show you how hardcore this is going to get, the bet is on. One sixpack of good micro brew bought by the loser!

Yeah, I can smell your fear already.....

Shut up masherking....Your next....
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on May 17, 2012, 07:19:34 AM
I don't even know how I am going to get work done today.

Super pumped for this weekend.

I have to say, as I have in the past, this group of rules lawyers and nere-do wells is the finest crew of gaming buddies a person could ever hope for. You are all the best and this weekend will probably be more awesome than those previous. (only those who will be missing would make it better).

Now that I have said my heartfelt gratitude for having a crew to game with like this...

I am going to make you cry Dave, weep like a child. I will give a a proper excuse to remain inebriated for the weekend, so you can dull the pain of your 2500pt smackdown. And to show you how hardcore this is going to get, the bet is on. One sixpack of good micro brew bought by the loser!

Yeah, I can smell your fear already.....

Beer on is on the line..... this S**t jsut got real

Quote
Shut up masherking....Your next....

LOL



Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on May 18, 2012, 06:30:28 AM
IT'S FRIDAY HEFFERS!!!!!

"And so it begins"
Pack those tissue ladies.... for all those shame tears!!!!
might want to burn your dice now and save yourselves the trouble later.
muhahahahahaahahahaha!!!!


dave, the jersey crew will be rolling in around 830 -ish tonight ...give or take
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: dmcgee1 on May 18, 2012, 09:28:06 AM
I never take; only give. :-*
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Post by: mooseduncan99 on May 18, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
"I never take; only give."

Funny Dave, I heard something different.   ;)
Title: Re: Lets Get this trash Talk Started!
Post by: masherking on May 18, 2012, 11:01:14 AM
I never take; only give. :-*

Touche' sir
well played