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Talaminiatures => General Discussions => Non-Game Related Banter => Topic started by: dmcgee1 on August 18, 2009, 04:45:47 PM

Title: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: dmcgee1 on August 18, 2009, 04:45:47 PM
No, not for gaming, nor for keeping the wayward trick-or-treater off my lawn.

A nice little storm just blew through and knocked down half a tree onto my front sidewalk and lawn.

Oh, well...I really wanted one, anyway.  Now, I have an excuse!   8)
Title: Re: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: MadBrad on August 18, 2009, 04:53:48 PM
No doubt, you can feel the testosterone flowing even as we speak!!!
Title: Re: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: luckyone on August 18, 2009, 05:00:30 PM
Couple with a boom stick and you can save the world Dave.
Title: Re: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: Glenn M on August 18, 2009, 05:05:27 PM
Just watch you legs, I can see you hopping around now  "I'm all right, I'm all right, hey, can you grab me another beer!"
Title: Re: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: Veez on August 19, 2009, 08:44:40 AM
Of course better your lawn than your house!

Think of all the terrain you can make with a chainsaw!
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Post by: luckyone on August 19, 2009, 09:41:56 AM
Will it be yellow and green to match your lawn bug????
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Post by: pinksuezo on August 19, 2009, 04:54:43 PM
you will need to convert it into a chainsword.
Title: Re: And now I gotta get a chainsaw...
Post by: Topkick on August 21, 2009, 07:46:15 AM
It may sound stupid but sweep the tree with a metal detector. Someone may have put a nail or used the tree as a wire fence post when it was smaller and as the tree grew the metal could have ended up anywhere in the tree. The reason I am advising you about this is that I worked with a guy who moonlighted for his father's tree service. He was cutting into the upper part of a tree and the chainsaw kicked back into his face. He lived but he has a bad scar and a plastic eye to remind himself that you should never assume that a tree is free of nails, wire or other metal that the tree has grown over.