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Talaminiatures => General Discussions => Non-Game Related Banter => Topic started by: Veez on September 29, 2005, 08:06:07 AM
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I work in a headquarters unit in a undisclosed overseas location (no room in this post of politics people).
Anyhoo a while back a "body tax" (which is when higher demands it's subordinate units hand over people to do jobs like guard duty or whatever) came down. Among the things the Bosses wanted was a X system operator. When we asked what an X system was we were told it was a rectal scanner. Of course this is what we passed to all of our units. Lo and behold it turns out it was a retinal scanner.
Embarrassed, we passed this on to our units.
One commented that they would have to reconsider the names the volunteered.
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Whoa! That's one hell of an editing error!
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Whoo! The price you have to pay for defending ones country. This ain't your daddys' army!
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then again, would you want to go throuh the procedure to alter your rectum to look like someone elses?
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Well it is sometimes called the Dark Eye (at least in Swedish). :)
I am proud of you guys for steering clear of politics and keeping it to more appropriate topics. ;)
/Da Mod
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That would be breaking forum rules. ;) Besides, rectum jokes are much funnier. :)