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silent death: star wars
« on: May 22, 2007, 06:40:33 AM »
kool I was able to find the old PDF that was in star wars mag all those years ago.
www.wizards.com/starwars/downloads/SW_Silent_Death.pdf
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 06:48:53 AM »
Use the force Luke and if all else fails use a laser
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 06:58:03 AM »
now all I need are tie fighters lots and lots of tie fighters
how Daves fleet will burn MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 07:05:16 AM »
now all I need are tie fighters lots and lots of tie fighters
how Daves fleet will burn MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!

Bring your fighters and take on Dave.. When you are done, Step up to the plate and battle the Yokoshan War Worlds fleet of Destruction. Death Winds, Black Widows and Iklawas will rule
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 07:15:39 AM »
now all I need are tie fighters lots and lots of tie fighters
how Daves fleet will burn MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!

Bring your fighters and take on Dave.. When you are done, Step up to the plate and battle the Yokoshan War Worlds fleet of Destruction. Death Winds, Black Widows and Iklawas will rule

they can burn too.  ;D
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 07:55:58 AM »
Remember Masher... In space no one can hear you scream... But Ill make sure I post you ****pit flight recorder here after your fleet is destroyed  ;D
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 08:11:30 AM »
Remember Masher... In space no one can hear you scream... But Ill make sure I post you ****pit flight recorder here after your fleet is destroyed  ;D

Ha! good sir this is where I have you.
Do to all imperial equipment going to the lowest bidder.
The flight recorder was left out to cut cost....that and the ejection seat.

HA HA  victory goes to me.

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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 12:42:18 PM »
Quote from: masherking link=topic=2838.msg23070#msg23070 date=
now all I need are tie fighters lots and lots of tie fighters
how Daves fleet will burn MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!

That's, "Turn and Burn," baby!  You may have gotten my training class, but, rest assured, the vets were watching.  We know your tactics, now.  House Colos will be along to annex you into the New Empire.  Worry not.
If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!

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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 12:53:24 PM »
Quote from: masherking link=topic=2838.msg23070#msg23070 date=
now all I need are tie fighters lots and lots of tie fighters
how Daves fleet will burn MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!

That's, "Turn and Burn," baby!  You may have gotten my training class, but, rest assured, the vets were watching.  We know your tactics, now.  House Colos will be along to annex you into the New Empire.  Worry not.

theres more then one page in imperial Tactical handbook Boy'o.
Fear not the Imperial march will be an easy new national athem for Colos to learn  8)
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 04:03:16 PM »
Is it any wonder that your national anthem is a funeral dirge?  All I can say is that the vacuum of space is not a warm embrace.  Dress for cold.  And tell Lord Vader that his parlor tricks are best left to bar bets.
If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!

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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 05:16:54 AM »
Is it any wonder that your national anthem is a funeral dirge? 


after we kill your fleet it just seems like the right thing to play.

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All I can say is that the vacuum of space is not a warm embrace.  Dress for cold.  And tell Lord Vader that his parlor tricks are best left to bar bets.
like Vader always said "***sounds of breathing***Always bet on Black***more sounds of Breathing"
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 06:24:11 AM »
Thats the problem with your pilots Masher. When they fly its a gamble. When the BLACKwidows fly its a sure thing that youre gonna die.  ;D
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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 06:31:56 AM »
Somehow, I just don't see James Earl Jones saying that - but, then, he has never been on board a plane with terrorists, to my knowledge.

I am, currently, working on the cyberboard counters for this and will include the Star Wars ships for just such matches.

We'll see, masherking - we'll see...

[queue music]

CHAPTER I - Empires' Awakenings
War.  It is the inevitable circumstance of two or more groups of beings that cannot
coexist.  When two established Empires meet, one, invariable believes that it is its
own destiny to unite the two into one glorious bastion of life.  Unfortuantely, neither
is willing to concede to the other's best intents.

With survival of the species at stake, one attempts to force the other to its viewpoint.
Lives are thrust into the maelstrom of one-upsmanship.  Full scale conflict remains the
entropic degradation of peaceful resolution and coexistance, and lives are sacrificed
for the greater good of the empire.

Neither side will yield.  Extermination is the only viable option.  One will stand, the
other submit - or die.

SILENT DEATH - In space, no one can hear you scream

« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 06:41:09 AM by dmcgee1 »
If sing, sang, and sung, sink, sank, and sunk, and drink, drank, and drunk, how is it that it isn't bring, brang, and brung, think, thank and thunk, and ding, dang, and dung?

Don't even get me started about bad, badder and baddest.  Run, ran AND run...again?  C'mon!

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Re: silent death: star wars
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 06:35:20 AM »
Somehow, I just don't see James Earl Jones saying that - but, then, he has never been on board a plane with terrorists, to my knowledge.

I am, currently, working on the cyberboard counters for this and will include the Star Wars ships for just such matches.

We'll see, masherking - we'll see...

[queue music]

CHAPTER I - Empires' Awakenings
War.  It is the inevitable circumstance of two or more groups of beings that cannot
coexist.  When two established Empires meet, one, invariable believes that it is its
own destiny to unite the two into one glorious bastion of life.  Unfortuantely, neither
is willing to concede to the others best intents.

With survival of the species at stake, one attempts to force the other to its viewpoint.
Lives are thrust into the maelstrom of one-upsmanship.  Full scale conflict remains the
entropic degradation of peaceful coexistance, and lives are sacrificed for the greater
good of the empire.

Neither side will yield.  Extermination is the only viable option.  One will stand, the other
submit - or die.

SILENT DEATH - In space, no one can hear you scream


nice 8)
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